Contact us.

Got questions, compliments, complaints, requests, ideas or an urgent need to discuss why some nipples are bigger than others? You’ve found the right inbox. Our tiny team of overcaffeinated humans (and one suspiciously homosexual cat) is ready to help.

What we can help with

• Order support: “Where is my package?” “Why is my package doing parkour?” “I typed my address as ‘Mars.’”

• Returns & exchanges: We’ll walk you through it like a polite GPS.

• Wholesale & collabs: Yes please. Pitch us like you’re throwing a custard pie at destiny.

• Press: We have exactly one media-trained spoon.

What to include (so we can be lightning-fast)

• Order number

• Name & email used at checkout

• Photos if something arrived looking like it lost a bar fight with a mailbox

• A short description of the problem (haikus encouraged but not required)

We usually reply within 1 business day. Sometimes within minutes if we’re reading this on the toilet.