*USA shipping* unisex tee - For weekend larping, final stage job interviews, Father's day gift.
$33.00
Medieval drip for modern chaos.
For days when your brain needs emotional PPE, pull on this tee and shout your truth: ABSOLUTE. HELMET. Featuring a jubilant jester misusing a knight’s bucket like it’s peak haute couture, this shirt radiates tournament energy at the supermarket and HR-meeting resilience at 9:02 a.m. It’s soft, sturdy, and ideal for Renaissance fairs, loud decisions, or calmly telling life, “clank.”
Gift it to the friend who charges at Mondays, the cousin who jousts with Wi-Fi, or yourself—court jester and gallant knight in one very loud garment.
Seamless body — clean silhouette, zero side-quest seams
Elastic ribbed collar — holds shape like a visor locked down
Light–medium weight cotton — comfy from castle to couch
Ethically sourced cotton — noble fiber with honorable vibes
Care scroll (read aloud in herald voice)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with allied colors
Tumble dry low (a gentle breeze through the battlements)
Non-chlorine bleach if destiny demands
Do not iron the print (it’s already forged)
Do not dry clean — knights prefer simple maintenance
Sound the trumpets. Don the tee. For king and country!
Medieval drip for modern chaos.
For days when your brain needs emotional PPE, pull on this tee and shout your truth: ABSOLUTE. HELMET. Featuring a jubilant jester misusing a knight’s bucket like it’s peak haute couture, this shirt radiates tournament energy at the supermarket and HR-meeting resilience at 9:02 a.m. It’s soft, sturdy, and ideal for Renaissance fairs, loud decisions, or calmly telling life, “clank.”
Gift it to the friend who charges at Mondays, the cousin who jousts with Wi-Fi, or yourself—court jester and gallant knight in one very loud garment.
