*USA shipping* unisex tee - For first dates, school runs, airport security checks
$33.00
The secret weapon for bald men (and women) Now with 12% more swagger.
Got a glorious dome in your life? Celebrate it. This lightweight, breathable tee brings retail-fit polish to coffee runs, semi-formal barbecues, and spontaneous moon-reflection contests. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, durable, and suspiciously aerodynamic. For the gent or lady who enjoys witty, playful style—and a well-aired scalp.
Features
Lightweight & breathable—stays cool under hats, halos, and headlamps
Humorous, cheeky design—elicits nods, chuckles, and occasional glare-reduction requests
Ideal for active days and leisure mode (wind-tunnel tested* by a desk fan)
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam/dry medium heat (avoid printing)
Do not dry clean
Pro tip: SPF for the noggin. The sun is nosy.
The secret weapon for bald men (and women) Now with 12% more swagger.
Got a glorious dome in your life? Celebrate it. This lightweight, breathable tee brings retail-fit polish to coffee runs, semi-formal barbecues, and spontaneous moon-reflection contests. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, durable, and suspiciously aerodynamic. For the gent or lady who enjoys witty, playful style—and a well-aired scalp.
Features
Lightweight & breathable—stays cool under hats, halos, and headlamps
