*USA shipping* unisex tee - For court dates, chubby food lovers, vacations to South America
$33.00
Behold: a shirt honoring the world’s most powerful handheld moon—the empanada. Slip into this unisex classic and radiate golden, flaky confidence like a pastry fresh from a cosmic oven. People will sense fillings (joy, mostly) and ask, “Is it beef? Is it cheese?” You’ll answer, “It’s fashion,” and continue orbiting the buffet with saucy grace. Perfect for food festivals, lazy Sundays, National Empanada Day, or any moment you wish to become a walking appetizer with excellent manners.
Gift it to gourmands, snack scholars, or that friend who treats the air fryer like a religion. Pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, and the thousand-yard stare you get while deciding between chimichurri and hot sauce.
Product features
Shoulder tape for structural integrity during aggressive dipping.
Seamless tubular body — fewer seams, more dreams, maximum munch vibe.
Ribbed collar that holds shape better than a well-crimped edge.
100% ethically sourced US cotton: soft, sturdy, snack-approved.
Crisp, vibrant print using dual techniques—flaky detail, zero crumbs.
Tumble dry low—like a slow roast for your wardrobe.
Non-chlorine bleach if your salsa gets ambitious.
Do not iron the print (it’s already hot).
No dry cleaning; this pastry prefers casual dining
Behold: a shirt honoring the world’s most powerful handheld moon—the empanada. Slip into this unisex classic and radiate golden, flaky confidence like a pastry fresh from a cosmic oven. People will sense fillings (joy, mostly) and ask, “Is it beef? Is it cheese?” You’ll answer, “It’s fashion,” and continue orbiting the buffet with saucy grace. Perfect for food festivals, lazy Sundays, National Empanada Day, or any moment you wish to become a walking appetizer with excellent manners.
Gift it to gourmands, snack scholars, or that friend who treats the air fryer like a religion. Pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, and the thousand-yard stare you get while deciding between chimichurri and hot sauce.
Product features
Shoulder tape for structural integrity during aggressive dipping.
Seamless tubular body — fewer seams, more dreams, maximum munch vibe.
Ribbed collar that holds shape better than a well-crimped edge.
100% ethically sourced US cotton: soft, sturdy, snack-approved.
Crisp, vibrant print using dual techniques—flaky detail, zero crumbs.
