*USA shipping* unisex tee - For Christmas day itchiness, festive clothing, work dress down attire
$33.00
Deck your chest with boughs of… cheerfully tiny freeloaders.
This Unisex Cotton Tee stars our yuletide mascot—a flea in a Santa hat—wishing you a heartfelt Fleas Navidad. Don’t scratch; it’s strictly metaphorical. The only thing this festive parasite spreads is good vibes, questionable puns, and the sudden urge to carol with the neighbor’s schnauzer. Perfect for tree-decorating, cookie-thieving, or attending the annual Office Secret Santa where the secret is: you wore this on purpose.
A superb gift for pet people, pun goblins, veterinarians with a sense of humor, and anyone who’s ever said “my dog is my elf.” Slip it on, jingle ironically, and let the holiday nonsense begin.
Product features
Shoulder tape = reindeer harness: keeps everything in formation during sleigh bells.
Seamless body for a gingerbread-smooth silhouette (fewer seams, more dreams).
Ribbed knit collar snaps back like a candy cane boomerang after washing.
Soft, durable cotton—cozier than a cat in a Christmas stocking.
Classic fit with room for figgy pudding and dubious party dips.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (North Pole cold).
Tumble dry low like a lazy snowflake.
Non-chlorine bleach if needed; naughty list bleach is banned.
Cool iron if you must—never on the print unless you enjoy molten Noël.
No dry cleaning; elves refuse to operate the machine
Deck your chest with boughs of… cheerfully tiny freeloaders.
This Unisex Cotton Tee stars our yuletide mascot—a flea in a Santa hat—wishing you a heartfelt Fleas Navidad. Don’t scratch; it’s strictly metaphorical. The only thing this festive parasite spreads is good vibes, questionable puns, and the sudden urge to carol with the neighbor’s schnauzer. Perfect for tree-decorating, cookie-thieving, or attending the annual Office Secret Santa where the secret is: you wore this on purpose.
A superb gift for pet people, pun goblins, veterinarians with a sense of humor, and anyone who’s ever said “my dog is my elf.” Slip it on, jingle ironically, and let the holiday nonsense begin.
Product features
Shoulder tape = reindeer harness: keeps everything in formation during sleigh bells.
Seamless body for a gingerbread-smooth silhouette (fewer seams, more dreams).
Ribbed knit collar snaps back like a candy cane boomerang after washing.
Soft, durable cotton—cozier than a cat in a Christmas stocking.
Classic fit with room for figgy pudding and dubious party dips.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (North Pole cold).
Tumble dry low like a lazy snowflake.
Non-chlorine bleach if needed; naughty list bleach is banned.
Cool iron if you must—never on the print unless you enjoy molten Noël.
No dry cleaning; elves refuse to operate the machine
