*UK Shipping* unisex Christmas Jumper - For Christmas crime sprees, Xmas season wear, festive apparel

$47.00

Meet the Christmas jumper that wraps you in warmth while a masked, Santa-capped panda robs you of your iPhone on its way back to the naughty list (again), all while riding a bike that definitely ISN'T stolen from the North Pole. Throw it on for hot cocoa missions, chaotic gift dashes, or work festive drinks.

  • Seamless sorcery: No side seams, just uninterrupted fluff—like wearing a single, continuous holiday hug.

  • Ribbed reality anchor: Elastic knit collar that keeps its shape even after your eighth mince pie.

  • Grown-up comfy: Cut for adults who require pockets of dignity with their mischief.

  • Ethically enchanted: Cotton from well-behaved fields; certified so your chaos can be conscientious.

  • Built to sleigh: Embroidery-friendly and durability that outlasts seasonal shenanigans.

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Non-chlorine bleach if your cocoa gets ambitious

  • Tumble dry low like a gentle reindeer landing

  • Do not iron (the panda already has a hot line)

  • Do not dry clean (elves union says no)

Slip into it, ring a tiny bike bell, and accept your annual membership to Naughty List Again™ with style.

Meet the Christmas jumper that wraps you in warmth while a masked, Santa-capped panda robs you of your iPhone on its way back to the naughty list (again), all while riding a bike that definitely ISN'T stolen from the North Pole. Throw it on for hot cocoa missions, chaotic gift dashes, or work festive drinks.

  • Seamless sorcery: No side seams, just uninterrupted fluff—like wearing a single, continuous holiday hug.

  • Ribbed reality anchor: Elastic knit collar that keeps its shape even after your eighth mince pie.

  • Grown-up comfy: Cut for adults who require pockets of dignity with their mischief.

  • Ethically enchanted: Cotton from well-behaved fields; certified so your chaos can be conscientious.

  • Built to sleigh: Embroidery-friendly and durability that outlasts seasonal shenanigans.

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Non-chlorine bleach if your cocoa gets ambitious

  • Tumble dry low like a gentle reindeer landing

  • Do not iron (the panda already has a hot line)

  • Do not dry clean (elves union says no)

Slip into it, ring a tiny bike bell, and accept your annual membership to Naughty List Again™ with style.

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