*UK shipping* unisex Christmas jumper - For sexy Christmas eve fun, festive wear, Christmas work party clothing
$47.00
Behold a spiritual arrangement of two solemn Brussels orbs guarding a sausage monolith that hums with gravy-based destiny. It’s part food photography, part ancient prophecy, entirely “Grandma, avert your eyes.” Wear this when you want your outfit to whisper, “I contain multitudes, mostly roasted.”
Why this crewneck sizzles:
Dropped shoulders for maximum post-feast lounging and existential nibbling
Ribbed cuffs/hem that hug like a Yorkshire pudding straight from the oven
Seamless body—smooth as gravy successfully poured without spillage
Cozy 80/20 fleece: soft enough for naps, sturdy enough for seconds
Medium-heavy weight: ideal for winter, leftovers, and complicated feelings about cabbage
Care (kitchen gospel):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the produce photogenic
Tumble dry low—high heat turns sprouts rebellious
Low iron if needed; do not iron the sausage’s aura
Use cases: Sunday roasts, cheeky innuendo, farmers’ market diplomacy, and any event where vegetables deserve bodyguards
Behold a spiritual arrangement of two solemn Brussels orbs guarding a sausage monolith that hums with gravy-based destiny. It’s part food photography, part ancient prophecy, entirely “Grandma, avert your eyes.” Wear this when you want your outfit to whisper, “I contain multitudes, mostly roasted.”
Why this crewneck sizzles:
Dropped shoulders for maximum post-feast lounging and existential nibbling
Ribbed cuffs/hem that hug like a Yorkshire pudding straight from the oven
Seamless body—smooth as gravy successfully poured without spillage
Cozy 80/20 fleece: soft enough for naps, sturdy enough for seconds
Medium-heavy weight: ideal for winter, leftovers, and complicated feelings about cabbage
Care (kitchen gospel):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the produce photogenic
Tumble dry low—high heat turns sprouts rebellious
Low iron if needed; do not iron the sausage’s aura
