*UK shipping* unisex Christmas jumper - For xmas lunch, office party wear, secret santa gift
$47.00
This cosy crewneck is a portable bouncer for rogue desserts. A giant red X body-checks the Christmas pudding while the word DIABETIC flashes like a polite siren: festive, but firm. Wear it to family dinners, office parties, or any buffet where the fruitcake thinks it has rights.
Why it slaps the spoon from your hand (lovingly):
Relaxed, drop-shoulder fit for maximum anti-temptation swagger
Stretchy rib cuffs/hem that hug you like a supportive friend at the dessert table
Seamless build—smooth as your exit from “just a tiny slice” conversations
Plush, medium-heavy fleece: warm enough to resist peer pressure and winter
Print pops so clean you can hear the pudding getting escorted out
Care (sugar-free settings):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the big red “nope” crisp
Tumble dry low—high heat melts resolve
Low iron if needed; no dry cleaning (pudding crumbs not included)
Non-chlorine bleach only—regular bleach is chaos in a jug
Ideal for: boundary-setters, joke-loving relatives, and anyone who prefers holly jolly without the glucose folly
This cosy crewneck is a portable bouncer for rogue desserts. A giant red X body-checks the Christmas pudding while the word DIABETIC flashes like a polite siren: festive, but firm. Wear it to family dinners, office parties, or any buffet where the fruitcake thinks it has rights.
Why it slaps the spoon from your hand (lovingly):
Relaxed, drop-shoulder fit for maximum anti-temptation swagger
Stretchy rib cuffs/hem that hug you like a supportive friend at the dessert table
Seamless build—smooth as your exit from “just a tiny slice” conversations
Plush, medium-heavy fleece: warm enough to resist peer pressure and winter
Print pops so clean you can hear the pudding getting escorted out
Care (sugar-free settings):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the big red “nope” crisp
Tumble dry low—high heat melts resolve
Low iron if needed; no dry cleaning (pudding crumbs not included)
Non-chlorine bleach only—regular bleach is chaos in a jug
Ideal for: boundary-setters, joke-loving relatives, and anyone who prefers holly jolly without the glucose folly
