*UK shipping* unisex tee - For professional athletes, school sports days, Zumba class
$33.00
Raise a shaky spoon to the greatest podium spot of all: third. This unisex softstyle T-shirt immortalises Sports Day 1991, when you balanced destiny (and an egg) for a heroic nine metres before a tragic wobble and a dignified bronze. It’s nostalgic, gloriously specific, and scientifically proven* to make PE teachers nod in respect. Wear it to reunions, picnics, or any event where someone claims they “almost won.” Same, champ. Same.
(*Science was our mate Dave with a whistle.)
Product features
Seamless body for a smooth look and less waste—no side seams to trip over at the finish
Highly elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape like a perfectly uncracked egg
Shoulder tape for stability when the crowd chants “steady… stea-dy…”
100% ring-spun cotton—soft, durable, and crowd-pleasing
Pearlized tear-away label for comfort (and faster victory laps)
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
Tumble dry low (gentle, like placing an egg on a spoon)
Iron/steam low heat—avoid the print’s glorious trophy sheen
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Wearable proof that life isn’t about first place—it’s about finishing stylishly with the egg mostly intact.
Raise a shaky spoon to the greatest podium spot of all: third. This unisex softstyle T-shirt immortalises Sports Day 1991, when you balanced destiny (and an egg) for a heroic nine metres before a tragic wobble and a dignified bronze. It’s nostalgic, gloriously specific, and scientifically proven* to make PE teachers nod in respect. Wear it to reunions, picnics, or any event where someone claims they “almost won.” Same, champ. Same.
(*Science was our mate Dave with a whistle.)
Product features
Seamless body for a smooth look and less waste—no side seams to trip over at the finish
Highly elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape like a perfectly uncracked egg
Shoulder tape for stability when the crowd chants “steady… stea-dy…”
100% ring-spun cotton—soft, durable, and crowd-pleasing
Pearlized tear-away label for comfort (and faster victory laps)
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
Tumble dry low (gentle, like placing an egg on a spoon)
Iron/steam low heat—avoid the print’s glorious trophy sheen
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Wearable proof that life isn’t about first place—it’s about finishing stylishly with the egg mostly intact.
