*UK shipping* unisex tee - For foodies, a gift for chefs, wedding anniversary formal wear
$33.00
Announce yourself as a curator of round excellence. This unisex Softstyle T-shirt is 100% ring-spun cotton and softer than a whispered “pass the parmesan”. Front and center: a gloriously thicc celestial meatball, radiating gravitational marinara energy. It’s cheeky, a little risqué, and extremely wearable—perfect for dinner dates, brunch debates, or lounging like a Roman emperor who discovered couches and carbs on the same day.
Dress it up with a jacket (fine dining), or down with joggers (fine reclining). Food people will nod. Strangers will smile. Someone will ask where you got it. You’ll say “long story—love at first bite.”
Ribbed collar that keeps its shape like a well-rolled boule
Shoulder tape for structure when the vibes get extra saucy
Ethically sourced US cotton, safety-certified and conscience-friendly
Versatile, conversation-starting graphic—pairs well with garlic bread and audacity
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low (al dente, not crispy)
Iron/steam low heat—avoid the print’s sizzling aura
Do not bleach (the meatball is already golden)
Do not dry clean—this tee prefers home-style care
Wear it when you’re feeling bold, round, and slightly saucy. Warning: may cause spontaneous compliments and irresponsible pasta orders.
Announce yourself as a curator of round excellence. This unisex Softstyle T-shirt is 100% ring-spun cotton and softer than a whispered “pass the parmesan”. Front and center: a gloriously thicc celestial meatball, radiating gravitational marinara energy. It’s cheeky, a little risqué, and extremely wearable—perfect for dinner dates, brunch debates, or lounging like a Roman emperor who discovered couches and carbs on the same day.
Dress it up with a jacket (fine dining), or down with joggers (fine reclining). Food people will nod. Strangers will smile. Someone will ask where you got it. You’ll say “long story—love at first bite.”
