*UK shipping* unisex tee - For Christmas lunch, office party wear, secret santa gift
$33.00
Holiday dessert approaches. You deploy the big red X like a candy-cane lightsaber and declare, with serene clarity: DIABETIC. Translation: “I came to jingle bells, not my blood sugar.” This tee is your seasonal bouncer—politely escorting rogue puddings off the premises while you sip something sensible and look magnificent.
Why it sleighs (without the glaze):
Shoulder tape tougher than Aunt Margaret's fruitcake diplomacy
Seamless body—smooth as a silent exit from the dessert table
Elastic ribbed collar that snaps back faster than you saying “no thanks” to brandy butter
Premium cotton prints every holly berry and heroic X like a warning label for mischief
Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton: cosy, sturdy, not sticky
Care & keeping (no sugar added):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the art crisp and the message louder than frosting
Tumble dry low—high heat melts snowmen and moods
No ironing: wrinkles are holiday confetti for fabric
Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach is chaos in a bottle
No dry cleaning unless your cleaner offers elf insurance
Gifting vibes: Perfect for anyone running a tight perimeter around the dessert table—medical boundaries, personal preference, or pure anti-pudding philosophy. Wear it, wink, and let the world know: joy to the world, pie to someone else
Holiday dessert approaches. You deploy the big red X like a candy-cane lightsaber and declare, with serene clarity: DIABETIC. Translation: “I came to jingle bells, not my blood sugar.” This tee is your seasonal bouncer—politely escorting rogue puddings off the premises while you sip something sensible and look magnificent.
Why it sleighs (without the glaze):
Shoulder tape tougher than Aunt Margaret's fruitcake diplomacy
Seamless body—smooth as a silent exit from the dessert table
Elastic ribbed collar that snaps back faster than you saying “no thanks” to brandy butter
Premium cotton prints every holly berry and heroic X like a warning label for mischief
Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton: cosy, sturdy, not sticky
Care & keeping (no sugar added):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the art crisp and the message louder than frosting
Tumble dry low—high heat melts snowmen and moods
No ironing: wrinkles are holiday confetti for fabric
Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach is chaos in a bottle
No dry cleaning unless your cleaner offers elf insurance
Gifting vibes: Perfect for anyone running a tight perimeter around the dessert table—medical boundaries, personal preference, or pure anti-pudding philosophy. Wear it, wink, and let the world know: joy to the world, pie to someone else
