*UK shipping* unisex tee - For Christmas related crime sprees, festive tee, casual xmas wear
$33.00
Meet the tee with the naughty panda who shows up every season—even when he’s on the naughty list, snatching smartphones and pedaling through a snow-storm of chaos. The tightly knit 100% cotton gives your art that crispy, crime-scene-clear detail, while the seamless body glides over you like a stealth sleigh. Reinforced shoulders keep the shape locked in, so even if you spend December chasing elves on fixie bikes, your shirt won’t slouch. Durable, comfy, print-hungry—and perfectly suited to a masked, multitasking holiday rascal.
Medium fabric, mighty spirit: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) of 100% cotton—year-round comfort for winter mischief or summer sleigh practice.
Classic fit, zero drama: Crew neck so neat it could pass elf inspection; relaxed silhouette for maximum cookie mobility.
Seamless body: No side seams = smoother fit, fewer chafe-based tantrums.
Reinforced shoulders: Stays in shape after repeated washings and questionable December decisions.
Tear-away label: Rip it and ride—no neck scratchery while you text Santa apologies.
Ethically sourced cotton: 100% US-grown; part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol; Oeko-Tex certified—so your chaos is sustainable, at least.
Meet the tee with the naughty panda who shows up every season—even when he’s on the naughty list, snatching smartphones and pedaling through a snow-storm of chaos. The tightly knit 100% cotton gives your art that crispy, crime-scene-clear detail, while the seamless body glides over you like a stealth sleigh. Reinforced shoulders keep the shape locked in, so even if you spend December chasing elves on fixie bikes, your shirt won’t slouch. Durable, comfy, print-hungry—and perfectly suited to a masked, multitasking holiday rascal.
Medium fabric, mighty spirit: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) of 100% cotton—year-round comfort for winter mischief or summer sleigh practice.
Classic fit, zero drama: Crew neck so neat it could pass elf inspection; relaxed silhouette for maximum cookie mobility.
Seamless body: No side seams = smoother fit, fewer chafe-based tantrums.
Reinforced shoulders: Stays in shape after repeated washings and questionable December decisions.
Tear-away label: Rip it and ride—no neck scratchery while you text Santa apologies.
Ethically sourced cotton: 100% US-grown; part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol; Oeko-Tex certified—so your chaos is sustainable, at least.
