*UK shipping* unisex tee - For December days, Christmas apparel, festive tee
$33.00
For the holiday hero who’s been awake since November 12th powering the grid with candy-cane anxiety. This unisex heavy cotton classic pairs buttery comfort with chaotic cheer: twinkly lights, holly, and a confession that Santa can read from orbit. Wear it to office parties, wrapping marathons, midnight tree realignments, or while staring lovingly at the ceiling at 3:07 a.m. waiting for the Zopiclone to never kick in. It’s cozy, it’s cheeky, and it says, “Yes, I’m merry—no, I don’t sleep.” (If sleep’s a real struggle, take care of you first—this tee can handle the jokes.)
Why it sleighs
Shoulder tape keeps seams steady when you tackle gift mountains
One-piece tubular knit: fewer seams, less waste, more jingle
Ribbed knit collar that holds shape like your last nerve
Strong, smooth cotton that prints crisply (bonus: the Natural color has charming unprocessed flecks)
Ethically made, 100% cotton, certified for safety—good vibes, verified
Care (checked twice)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low—like a gentle sleigh landing
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (it already glows with yuletide panic)
Do not dry clean—elves recommend home laundering
Wrap yourself in holiday havoc and declare the countdown officially… over.
For the holiday hero who’s been awake since November 12th powering the grid with candy-cane anxiety. This unisex heavy cotton classic pairs buttery comfort with chaotic cheer: twinkly lights, holly, and a confession that Santa can read from orbit. Wear it to office parties, wrapping marathons, midnight tree realignments, or while staring lovingly at the ceiling at 3:07 a.m. waiting for the Zopiclone to never kick in. It’s cozy, it’s cheeky, and it says, “Yes, I’m merry—no, I don’t sleep.” (If sleep’s a real struggle, take care of you first—this tee can handle the jokes.)
Why it sleighs
Shoulder tape keeps seams steady when you tackle gift mountains
One-piece tubular knit: fewer seams, less waste, more jingle
Ribbed knit collar that holds shape like your last nerve
Strong, smooth cotton that prints crisply (bonus: the Natural color has charming unprocessed flecks)
Ethically made, 100% cotton, certified for safety—good vibes, verified
Care (checked twice)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low—like a gentle sleigh landing
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (it already glows with yuletide panic)
Do not dry clean—elves recommend home laundering
Wrap yourself in holiday havoc and declare the countdown officially… over.
