*UK shipping* unisex tee - For engineering students, tech billionaires, and first dates
$33.00
For the ones who can coax poetry out of a toaster and make chatbots confess their darkest desires. This unisex Softstyle T-shirt pairs classic crew-neck vibes with retro-modem swagger: all the indicator lights say fit, comfort, deployed. Lightweight, cloud-level soft, and optimised for both deep focus and casual chaos. Wear it to stand-ups, hack nights, coffee queues, or anywhere someone might whisper, “can you… uh… fix the prompt?”
Great gift for devs, designers, prompt whisperers, nerds, and anyone who still hears the dial-up handshake in their soul. Plug in your imagination. Press Connect. Watch the ideas buffer. Dial up your drip.
Product features
No side seams for a clean silhouette (zero friction, zero latency)
Highly elastic ribbed collar—keeps its shape like a well-tuned regex
Shoulder tape for stability when you ship prompts in production
100% ring-spun cotton: soft as a freshly initialised model
Ethically grown cotton—sustainability, but make it nerdcore
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours — conserve tokens
Tumble dry low — gentle like a softmax
Iron/steam low heat — avoid the print; it’s already hot code
Do not bleach — we prefer unaltered datasets
Do not dry clean — no external dependencies required
Wear it under a blazer, or solo like a command line. Either way, you’ll compile beautifully
For the ones who can coax poetry out of a toaster and make chatbots confess their darkest desires. This unisex Softstyle T-shirt pairs classic crew-neck vibes with retro-modem swagger: all the indicator lights say fit, comfort, deployed. Lightweight, cloud-level soft, and optimised for both deep focus and casual chaos. Wear it to stand-ups, hack nights, coffee queues, or anywhere someone might whisper, “can you… uh… fix the prompt?”
Great gift for devs, designers, prompt whisperers, nerds, and anyone who still hears the dial-up handshake in their soul. Plug in your imagination. Press Connect. Watch the ideas buffer. Dial up your drip.
Product features
No side seams for a clean silhouette (zero friction, zero latency)
Highly elastic ribbed collar—keeps its shape like a well-tuned regex
Shoulder tape for stability when you ship prompts in production
100% ring-spun cotton: soft as a freshly initialised model
Ethically grown cotton—sustainability, but make it nerdcore
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours — conserve tokens
Tumble dry low — gentle like a softmax
Iron/steam low heat — avoid the print; it’s already hot code
Do not bleach — we prefer unaltered datasets
Do not dry clean — no external dependencies required
Wear it under a blazer, or solo like a command line. Either way, you’ll compile beautifully
