*UK shipping* unisex tee - For mindful living, yoga classes, therapy sessions
$33.00
Behold the self-help poster that learned paleontology. A jubilant neon Live Laugh Love glows like a spa sign while a T. rex charges in like your unresolved issues with teeth. It’s motivational… with cardio. Wear it to brunch, museums, or whenever you need to manifest serenity and also sprint.
Why this tee chomps (in a good way):
Shoulder tape sturdier than a velociraptor’s group chat
Seamless body—smooth as your escape route through a gift shop
Ribbed collar that rebounds faster than you saying “I’m fine” at 40 mph
Thick, print-loving cotton that renders every fossilized smirk and pink neon epiphany
Ethically made with 100% U.S. cotton; zero goats sacrificed to Mr Rex
Care instructions (Jurassic laundry edition):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F): keeps the neon neon and the lizard lizard
Tumble dry low—high heat attracts apex predators and shrinkage
No ironing: wrinkles are action lines
Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach erases 65 million years of character
No dry cleaning unless they validate parking for time machines
Gifting vibes: Perfect for dinosaur romantics, chaos enthusiasts, and anyone who believes love is patient, kind, and occasionally carnivorous. Live. Laugh. Love. Leg it
Behold the self-help poster that learned paleontology. A jubilant neon Live Laugh Love glows like a spa sign while a T. rex charges in like your unresolved issues with teeth. It’s motivational… with cardio. Wear it to brunch, museums, or whenever you need to manifest serenity and also sprint.
Why this tee chomps (in a good way):
Shoulder tape sturdier than a velociraptor’s group chat
Seamless body—smooth as your escape route through a gift shop
Ribbed collar that rebounds faster than you saying “I’m fine” at 40 mph
Thick, print-loving cotton that renders every fossilized smirk and pink neon epiphany
Ethically made with 100% U.S. cotton; zero goats sacrificed to Mr Rex
Care instructions (Jurassic laundry edition):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F): keeps the neon neon and the lizard lizard
Tumble dry low—high heat attracts apex predators and shrinkage
No ironing: wrinkles are action lines
Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach erases 65 million years of character
No dry cleaning unless they validate parking for time machines
Gifting vibes: Perfect for dinosaur romantics, chaos enthusiasts, and anyone who believes love is patient, kind, and occasionally carnivorous. Live. Laugh. Love. Leg it
