*UK shipping* unisex tee - For parent teacher meetings, mother's day, therapist appointments
$33.00
Meet the pastel enforcer of good vibes (and occassionally violence): a shockingly wholesome care bear armed with rainbow optimism and a hidden flick knife for d*ckheads. This tee is a portable forcefield - it will dominate the office, terrify your co-workers, and help you land a payrise fast. It may also scare your friends.
Features
Shoulder tape built like a boundary.
Seamless body—smooth as a shove into the lockers
Ribbed collar that snaps back after taking someones lunch money.
Print-happy cotton that makes the colors preach diplomacy.
Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton because violence is always the answer.
Care (bear)
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the rainbow righteous.
Tumble dry low; high heat melts bad attitudes.
Don’t iron; wrinkles are plot twists.
Non-chlorine bleach only.
No dry cleaning (bear prefers open air).
Meet the pastel enforcer of good vibes (and occassionally violence): a shockingly wholesome care bear armed with rainbow optimism and a hidden flick knife for d*ckheads. This tee is a portable forcefield - it will dominate the office, terrify your co-workers, and help you land a payrise fast. It may also scare your friends.
Features
Shoulder tape built like a boundary.
Seamless body—smooth as a shove into the lockers
Ribbed collar that snaps back after taking someones lunch money.
Print-happy cotton that makes the colors preach diplomacy.
Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton because violence is always the answer.
Care (bear)
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the rainbow righteous.
