*UK shipping* unisex tee - For funerals, engagement parties, divorce day celebrations
$33.00
Finally, a shirt that tells the truth: your plus-one is at home recharging, and your entourage is imaginary but supportive. This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee delivers soft, steady comfort with a deadpan wink—arrows bravely pointing to the vast and glorious emptiness beside you. Wear it to the shops, a party you’ll leave early, or on the couch while scheduling quality time with air. Classic fit, zero fuss, maximum “I’m minding my business and thriving.” Show off that lone wolf energy...to no-one.
Great gift for friends, family, or your favourite hermit. Also ideal for April Fools’, casual hangs, and any event where the dress code is “emotional independence.”
Product features
Medium-weight cotton built for year-round solitude and occasional social experiments
No side seams—sleek look, less waste, fewer seams to argue with
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape like your boundaries
Ethically sourced cotton so your conscience can vibe, too
Dual printing methods for crisp, gloriously introverted graphics
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low (gentle, like your small talk)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (it’s already hot enough)
Do not dry clean—this tee prefers quiet nights in
Finally, a shirt that tells the truth: your plus-one is at home recharging, and your entourage is imaginary but supportive. This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee delivers soft, steady comfort with a deadpan wink—arrows bravely pointing to the vast and glorious emptiness beside you. Wear it to the shops, a party you’ll leave early, or on the couch while scheduling quality time with air. Classic fit, zero fuss, maximum “I’m minding my business and thriving.” Show off that lone wolf energy...to no-one.
Great gift for friends, family, or your favourite hermit. Also ideal for April Fools’, casual hangs, and any event where the dress code is “emotional independence.”
Product features
Medium-weight cotton built for year-round solitude and occasional social experiments
No side seams—sleek look, less waste, fewer seams to argue with
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape like your boundaries
Ethically sourced cotton so your conscience can vibe, too
Dual printing methods for crisp, gloriously introverted graphics
