*USA shipping* unisex tee - For therapy sessions, Mother's day wear, wedding anniversary gift
$33.00
For the modern romantic who expresses passion through silent nods and bin day accuracy. This unisex heavy cotton classic pairs luxurious comfort with a deadpan portrait that says, “I have accepted the mission.” Wear it to brunch, DIY stores, in-laws’ living rooms, or when sobbing in your man cave. The fit is easy, the fabric is soft, and the message is clear: harmony achieved, jokes permitted.
Great gift for spouses, nearly-spouses, and anyone who knows the sacred art of loading a dishwasher “properly.”
Product features
Shoulder tape: keeps seams steady while you carry emotional support flatpacks
Seamless body for a smooth look (and fewer places for arguments to hide)
Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape like your anniversary memory
Robust, smooth cotton—prints crisp, wears comfy, survives family barbecues
Ethically sourced US cotton—soft on skin, kind to planet, approved by couch
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low (like your voice when you say “Yes, dear”)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (it’s already hot with wisdom)
Do not dry clean—this tee prefers simple solutions, like your marriage handbook
Wear it. Breathe. Put the bins out. Divorce is too expensive.
For the modern romantic who expresses passion through silent nods and bin day accuracy. This unisex heavy cotton classic pairs luxurious comfort with a deadpan portrait that says, “I have accepted the mission.” Wear it to brunch, DIY stores, in-laws’ living rooms, or when sobbing in your man cave. The fit is easy, the fabric is soft, and the message is clear: harmony achieved, jokes permitted.
Great gift for spouses, nearly-spouses, and anyone who knows the sacred art of loading a dishwasher “properly.”
Product features
Shoulder tape: keeps seams steady while you carry emotional support flatpacks
Seamless body for a smooth look (and fewer places for arguments to hide)
Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape like your anniversary memory
Robust, smooth cotton—prints crisp, wears comfy, survives family barbecues
Ethically sourced US cotton—soft on skin, kind to planet, approved by couch
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low (like your voice when you say “Yes, dear”)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (it’s already hot with wisdom)
Do not dry clean—this tee prefers simple solutions, like your marriage handbook
Wear it. Breathe. Put the bins out. Divorce is too expensive.
