*USA shipping* unisex tee - For dog lovers, HOA meetings, Mother's day gift
$33.00
Meet the shirt with neighborhood-watch energy and eyes that have seen crimes (like not sharing your bacon). Featuring a hyper-alert chihuahua staring directly into your soul—and possibly at your snacks—this unisex heavy cotton classic delivers soft comfort with a side of lawful chaos. Wear it to BBQs, office kitchens, dog parks, or anywhere suspicious behavior might occur. It’s cozy, it’s ridiculous, and it politely threatens accountability.
Gift-worthy for dog people, meme gremlins, and anyone who says “hmm” before pushing their glasses up an imaginary nose.
Product features
Shoulder tape for anti-sag stability during dramatic phone-dial pantomimes
Tubular (seamless) body — clean look, zero side seams, maximum side-eye
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape better than your alibi
Print-friendly heavyweight cotton for ultra-crisp canine judgement
Ethically made with US cotton — soft conscience, softer tee
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low — gentle as a yappy dog’s growl
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (the glare is already scorching)
Do not dry clean — we’ve alerted laundry authorities
Put it on. Stand very still. Announce, in a small serious voice: “I’m calling the cops.” Then take a majestic bite of your snack
Meet the shirt with neighborhood-watch energy and eyes that have seen crimes (like not sharing your bacon). Featuring a hyper-alert chihuahua staring directly into your soul—and possibly at your snacks—this unisex heavy cotton classic delivers soft comfort with a side of lawful chaos. Wear it to BBQs, office kitchens, dog parks, or anywhere suspicious behavior might occur. It’s cozy, it’s ridiculous, and it politely threatens accountability.
Gift-worthy for dog people, meme gremlins, and anyone who says “hmm” before pushing their glasses up an imaginary nose.
Product features
Shoulder tape for anti-sag stability during dramatic phone-dial pantomimes
Tubular (seamless) body — clean look, zero side seams, maximum side-eye
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape better than your alibi
Print-friendly heavyweight cotton for ultra-crisp canine judgement
Ethically made with US cotton — soft conscience, softer tee
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low — gentle as a yappy dog’s growl
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (the glare is already scorching)
Do not dry clean — we’ve alerted laundry authorities
Put it on. Stand very still. Announce, in a small serious voice: “I’m calling the cops.” Then take a majestic bite of your snack
