*USA shipping* unisex tee - For first dates, family gatherings, and nights out heavy drinking alone
$33.00
Freshly single? This shirt is your glowing billboard of liberation. Slip it on and feel like a phoenix who left the group chat, a legally distinct butterfly emerging from a paperwork cocoon. It’s soft enough to nap in, bold enough to announce, and neutral enough to wear to brunch with your lawyer, your therapist, and the barista who already knows the whole story. Great for supervised visits to see the kids, ceremonial key returns, or triumphantly strolling past the microwave you finally got custody of.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton: gentle on skin, tough on awkward small talk.
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric—airy, like your calendar now.
Classic fit + crew neck: timeless, unlike your joint Netflix account.
Pearlized tear-away label (rip it off like a Band-Aid and move on).
Ethically produced with US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similarly dramatic garments.
Tumble dry low—no need to rekindle anything.
Non-chlorine bleach if life gets messy.
Iron/steam on low; avoid the print (and your ex’s texts).
Do not dry clean; we’ve had enough formalities for one lifetime.
Freshly single? This shirt is your glowing billboard of liberation. Slip it on and feel like a phoenix who left the group chat, a legally distinct butterfly emerging from a paperwork cocoon. It’s soft enough to nap in, bold enough to announce, and neutral enough to wear to brunch with your lawyer, your therapist, and the barista who already knows the whole story. Great for supervised visits to see the kids, ceremonial key returns, or triumphantly strolling past the microwave you finally got custody of.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton: gentle on skin, tough on awkward small talk.
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric—airy, like your calendar now.
Classic fit + crew neck: timeless, unlike your joint Netflix account.
Pearlized tear-away label (rip it off like a Band-Aid and move on).
Ethically produced with US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similarly dramatic garments.
Tumble dry low—no need to rekindle anything.
Non-chlorine bleach if life gets messy.
Iron/steam on low; avoid the print (and your ex’s texts).
Do not dry clean; we’ve had enough formalities for one lifetime.
