*USA shipping* unisex tee - For Christmas morning, festive clothing, experienced miners athleisure wear

$33.00

Naughty List Hall-of-Fame Edition

Celebrate a quarter-century of festive underachievement with the shirt that says, “I didn’t just make the naughty list—I bought a season ticket.” Lightweight, ring-spun cotton keeps you comfy while you accept yet another delivery from Santa’s Carbon Logistics. Wear it to family dinners, office parties, or while rearranging your mantel to display your growing coal trophy collection. Rumor has it if you keep the streak alive, in 3–5 million years it turns into a diamond. We’re patient.

Perfect gag gift for Christmas Day, or any milestone where your inner goblin deserves recognition.

Why it rocks (pun fully intended)

  • Seamless body for a smooth look—no side seams, no side quests

  • Ribbed collar that keeps its shape through every Christmas roast debate

  • Shoulder tape adds stability when hauling metaphorical stockings

  • Durable, print-friendly knit so your coal credentials stay bold

  • Ethically sourced cotton—good vibes, responsibly grown

Care (keep the streak clean)

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

  • Tumble dry low—gentle like a snowflake on parole

  • Do not bleach (coal has enough drama)

  • Iron/steam low—avoid the print’s smoldering reputation

  • Do not dry clean

Wear proudly. You didn’t choose the coal life—the coal life chose you.

Naughty List Hall-of-Fame Edition

Celebrate a quarter-century of festive underachievement with the shirt that says, “I didn’t just make the naughty list—I bought a season ticket.” Lightweight, ring-spun cotton keeps you comfy while you accept yet another delivery from Santa’s Carbon Logistics. Wear it to family dinners, office parties, or while rearranging your mantel to display your growing coal trophy collection. Rumor has it if you keep the streak alive, in 3–5 million years it turns into a diamond. We’re patient.

Perfect gag gift for Christmas Day, or any milestone where your inner goblin deserves recognition.

Why it rocks (pun fully intended)

  • Seamless body for a smooth look—no side seams, no side quests

  • Ribbed collar that keeps its shape through every Christmas roast debate

  • Shoulder tape adds stability when hauling metaphorical stockings

  • Durable, print-friendly knit so your coal credentials stay bold

  • Ethically sourced cotton—good vibes, responsibly grown

Care (keep the streak clean)

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

  • Tumble dry low—gentle like a snowflake on parole

  • Do not bleach (coal has enough drama)

  • Iron/steam low—avoid the print’s smoldering reputation

  • Do not dry clean

Wear proudly. You didn’t choose the coal life—the coal life chose you.

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