*USA shipping* unisex tee - For Christmas day, gift for family and friends, festive dress
$33.00
The perfect shirt for moments when your soul says “hell no” but your manners whisper “thanks bro.” This unisex heavy cotton classic wraps you in soft, all-day comfort while broadcasting the most dead pan customer-service response in history. Show polite disgust at baby showers, birthdays, Christmas day, and any unveiling that should’ve stayed veiled. Pairs beautifully with eye rolls, raised brows, and a dignified sip of whatever’s nearby.
Product features
Shoulder tape for structure when you’re holding it together emotionally
Tubular (seamless) body — smooth look, zero side seams, fewer grudges
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape like your boundaries
Soft, print-ready cotton with that natural, comfy hand feel
Classic fit — relaxed, unisex, and ready for politely savage commentary
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low (gentle, like your fake smile)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (the sentiment is already hot)
Do not dry clean — we hate that for this shirt, thanks
The perfect shirt for moments when your soul says “hell no” but your manners whisper “thanks bro.” This unisex heavy cotton classic wraps you in soft, all-day comfort while broadcasting the most dead pan customer-service response in history. Show polite disgust at baby showers, birthdays, Christmas day, and any unveiling that should’ve stayed veiled. Pairs beautifully with eye rolls, raised brows, and a dignified sip of whatever’s nearby.
Product features
Shoulder tape for structure when you’re holding it together emotionally
Tubular (seamless) body — smooth look, zero side seams, fewer grudges
Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape like your boundaries
Soft, print-ready cotton with that natural, comfy hand feel
Classic fit — relaxed, unisex, and ready for politely savage commentary
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Tumble dry low (gentle, like your fake smile)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron the print (the sentiment is already hot)
Do not dry clean — we hate that for this shirt, thanks
