*USA shipping* unisex Christmas sweater - For Christmas day itchiness, festive clothing, work dress down attire
$47.00
Holiday cheer has six legs now. Behold a microscopic mariachi headliner in a Santa hat, here to wish you Fleas Navidad and a prosperous New Itch. It’s festive, it’s bilingual, and it will make every dog at the party file a noise complaint.
Why this sweatshirt bites (in a good way):
Dropped shoulders for maximum sleigh-bell shimmy and flea-dodge mobility
Ribbed cuffs/hem that hug like a chihuahua in a thunderstorm
Seamless body—smooth as a stealth hop between hosts (metaphorically!)
Cozy 80/20 fleece: warm enough for December, chill enough for questionable puns
Medium-heavy weight so the joke lands even in a blizzard of tinsel
Care (pest control protocol):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep Santa-Flea photogenic
Tumble dry low—high heat makes carols scratchy
Low iron if needed; do not iron the insect’s festive aura
Wear it when: you want carols, cookies, and a pun so contagious it needs its own tiny sleigh. Feliz itchy-dad!
Holiday cheer has six legs now. Behold a microscopic mariachi headliner in a Santa hat, here to wish you Fleas Navidad and a prosperous New Itch. It’s festive, it’s bilingual, and it will make every dog at the party file a noise complaint.
Why this sweatshirt bites (in a good way):
Dropped shoulders for maximum sleigh-bell shimmy and flea-dodge mobility
Ribbed cuffs/hem that hug like a chihuahua in a thunderstorm
Seamless body—smooth as a stealth hop between hosts (metaphorically!)
Cozy 80/20 fleece: warm enough for December, chill enough for questionable puns
Medium-heavy weight so the joke lands even in a blizzard of tinsel
Care (pest control protocol):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep Santa-Flea photogenic
Tumble dry low—high heat makes carols scratchy
Low iron if needed; do not iron the insect’s festive aura
