*USA shipping* unisex Christmas sweater - For long December days, Christmas apparel, staying up all festive season tee

$47.00

For the festive goblin who treats December like a boss battle and who sees fairy lights blinking in Morse code for “send melatonin.” This sweatshirt says: I believe in Santa, deadlines, and absolutely no REM cycles.

Why this crew jingles unhinged:

  • Dropped shoulders for maximum midnight cookie-raiding mobility

  • Ribbed cuffs/hem that hug tighter than a stocking full of caffeine

  • Seamless body—smooth as your transition from “one more episode” to sunrise

  • Cozy 80/20 fleece: warm enough to thaw a Grinch, soft enough to nap (hypothetically)

  • Medium-heavy weight to survive blizzards, malls, and relatives named Carol

Care (North Pole protocol):

  • Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the glow jolly, not janky

  • Tumble dry low—high heat turns elves feral

  • Low iron if needed; do not iron your to-do list

  • Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach cancels Christmas spirit

  • No dry cleaning—reindeer are allergic to receipts

Use cases: wrapping presents at 3:11 a.m., judging twinkle-light symmetry, and counting No Sleeps like a holiday speedrunner

For the festive goblin who treats December like a boss battle and who sees fairy lights blinking in Morse code for “send melatonin.” This sweatshirt says: I believe in Santa, deadlines, and absolutely no REM cycles.

Why this crew jingles unhinged:

  • Dropped shoulders for maximum midnight cookie-raiding mobility

  • Ribbed cuffs/hem that hug tighter than a stocking full of caffeine

  • Seamless body—smooth as your transition from “one more episode” to sunrise

  • Cozy 80/20 fleece: warm enough to thaw a Grinch, soft enough to nap (hypothetically)

  • Medium-heavy weight to survive blizzards, malls, and relatives named Carol

Care (North Pole protocol):

  • Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the glow jolly, not janky

  • Tumble dry low—high heat turns elves feral

  • Low iron if needed; do not iron your to-do list

  • Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach cancels Christmas spirit

  • No dry cleaning—reindeer are allergic to receipts

Use cases: wrapping presents at 3:11 a.m., judging twinkle-light symmetry, and counting No Sleeps like a holiday speedrunner

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