*USA shipping* unisex tee - For MMA training sessions, drunken bar fights, Friday night cuddles
$33.00
Meet the softest threat you’ll ever wear: a pocket-sized red panda throwing hands like a marshmallow with a black belt. Those tiny paws? Licensed to boop. The caption “You want some?” is less menace, more menu—serving portions of chaos, cuddles, and unrequested confidence. Wear it to brunch stare-downs, queue negotiations, or whenever your energy is “adorable, yet prepared to duel at sunrise.”
Why this tee goes cute-feral:
Shoulder tape sturdier than a bamboo nunchuck
Seamless tubular build
Ribbed collar
Plush, print-loving cotton that renders every whisker like a tiny HD threat
Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton—soft on skin, hard on mediocrity
Care & feeding (of the garment, not the panda):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the fluff fierce
Tumble dry low—high heat turns it into a sauna brawl
No ironing: wrinkles are action lines
Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach starts interspecies drama
No dry clean unless your cleaner accepts bamboo as payment
Gifting intel: Perfect for animal lovers, mischief goblins, and anyone whose battle cry is “awww.” Put it on, raise your paws, and politely scare people with overwhelming cuteness
Meet the softest threat you’ll ever wear: a pocket-sized red panda throwing hands like a marshmallow with a black belt. Those tiny paws? Licensed to boop. The caption “You want some?” is less menace, more menu—serving portions of chaos, cuddles, and unrequested confidence. Wear it to brunch stare-downs, queue negotiations, or whenever your energy is “adorable, yet prepared to duel at sunrise.”
Why this tee goes cute-feral:
Shoulder tape sturdier than a bamboo nunchuck
Seamless tubular build
Ribbed collar
Plush, print-loving cotton that renders every whisker like a tiny HD threat
Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton—soft on skin, hard on mediocrity
Care & feeding (of the garment, not the panda):
Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the fluff fierce
Tumble dry low—high heat turns it into a sauna brawl
No ironing: wrinkles are action lines
Non-chlorine bleach only; regular bleach starts interspecies drama
No dry clean unless your cleaner accepts bamboo as payment
Gifting intel: Perfect for animal lovers, mischief goblins, and anyone whose battle cry is “awww.” Put it on, raise your paws, and politely scare people with overwhelming cuteness
