*USA shipping* unisex tee - For parent teacher meetings, mother's day, therapist appointments

$33.00

Meet the pastel enforcer of good vibes (and occassionally violence): a shockingly wholesome care bear armed with rainbow optimism and a hidden flick knife for jerks. This tee is a portable forcefield - it will dominate the office, terrify your co-workers, and help you land a raise fast. It may also scare your friends.

Features

  • Shoulder tape built like a boundary.

  • Seamless body—smooth as a shove into the lockers 

  • Ribbed collar that snaps back after taking someones lunch money.

  • Print-happy cotton that makes the colors preach diplomacy.

  • Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton because violence is always the answer.

Care (bear)

  • Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the rainbow righteous.

  • Tumble dry low; high heat melts bad attitudes.

  • Don’t iron; wrinkles are plot twists.

  • Non-chlorine bleach only.

  • No dry cleaning (bear prefers open air).

Meet the pastel enforcer of good vibes (and occassionally violence): a shockingly wholesome care bear armed with rainbow optimism and a hidden flick knife for jerks. This tee is a portable forcefield - it will dominate the office, terrify your co-workers, and help you land a raise fast. It may also scare your friends.

Features

  • Shoulder tape built like a boundary.

  • Seamless body—smooth as a shove into the lockers 

  • Ribbed collar that snaps back after taking someones lunch money.

  • Print-happy cotton that makes the colors preach diplomacy.

  • Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton because violence is always the answer.

Care (bear)

  • Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) to keep the rainbow righteous.

  • Tumble dry low; high heat melts bad attitudes.

  • Don’t iron; wrinkles are plot twists.

  • Non-chlorine bleach only.

  • No dry cleaning (bear prefers open air).

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