*USA shipping* unisex tee - For student life, graduation gift, college apparel
$33.00
One degree to rule them all! Enroll your torso at the most prestigious institution east of the Shire. This unisex heavy cotton classic pairs campus-core comfort with a crest that guarantees acceptance into at least three study groups and one ominous fellowship. Perfect for lectures, late-night raids into Rohan, or power-walking up Mount Doom to office hours. Majors offered: Fire Sciences, Advanced Ring Management, and Intro into fishing with Professor Smeagol.
Great gift for students, adjunct wraiths, alumni of dubious prestige, or anyone who enjoys academia with a volcanic sense of humor. With this shirt you bow to no-one.
Why it’s top of the (dark) class
Shoulder tape keeps seams disciplined during pop quizzes and orc pep rallies
Tubular, no-side-seam knit—clean silhouette, fewer sewing detours through Mordor
Ribbed collar that retains shape better than a fellowship itinerary
Smooth, strong cotton for razor-sharp prints and all-day wear
Ethically produced 100% US cotton—good fiber, no Orcs are enslaved in the process
Care (by decree of the Registrar)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) like the heart of a ringwraith
Tumble dry low—gently, not Mount-Doom hot
Non-chlorine bleach as needed (no palantírs in the washer)
Do not iron the print—the Eye has spoken
Do not dry clean—the Nazgûl do not validate tickets
One degree to rule them all! Enroll your torso at the most prestigious institution east of the Shire. This unisex heavy cotton classic pairs campus-core comfort with a crest that guarantees acceptance into at least three study groups and one ominous fellowship. Perfect for lectures, late-night raids into Rohan, or power-walking up Mount Doom to office hours. Majors offered: Fire Sciences, Advanced Ring Management, and Intro into fishing with Professor Smeagol.
Great gift for students, adjunct wraiths, alumni of dubious prestige, or anyone who enjoys academia with a volcanic sense of humor. With this shirt you bow to no-one.
Why it’s top of the (dark) class
Shoulder tape keeps seams disciplined during pop quizzes and orc pep rallies
Tubular, no-side-seam knit—clean silhouette, fewer sewing detours through Mordor
Ribbed collar that retains shape better than a fellowship itinerary
Smooth, strong cotton for razor-sharp prints and all-day wear
Ethically produced 100% US cotton—good fiber, no Orcs are enslaved in the process
Care (by decree of the Registrar)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) like the heart of a ringwraith
Tumble dry low—gently, not Mount-Doom hot
Non-chlorine bleach as needed (no palantírs in the washer)
Do not iron the print—the Eye has spoken
Do not dry clean—the Nazgûl do not validate tickets
